Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 6:26 AM
LONG, OVERDUED, WEDNESDAY'S POST(:
Sorry for the emo post.
Funny things happened again, as usual. Wednesday morning, wasnt suppose to come to school. But dad 'ACCIDENTALLY' woke me up and blah blah, HAHA! Poor Aud, waiting for me in school(:
Reached school, late. Well not really, just 8. Didn't really study as planned. Instead, moron-ed off in class and took random pics. Claire's torture parlour was open today, as you guessed it. And FOUR people were under her evil flaws. Iffa, Cherie, Gillian and Aqilah. DAMN.
Then PE. Didn't have PE la, stoopid man. INSTEAD, Mr. Bradford Koh came in and taught us a little history. Made fun of him and we now know, abit of his family tree. He returned our graded assignment. ITS SO DUMB. You know, NORMAL teachers would write comments at the end of your essays on how to improve, learn from your mistakes, what to do for exams etc. But for him, that's not normal enough.
From Tay Min's paper;
Mr Koh writes: Would you like me to call you Tay Min, Min or Minmin?
From Melissa's paper;
Mr Koh writes: I like your handwriting. Can we trade?
I know, stoopidity much?
So we asked about his family (somehow it got linked with History?).
Mr Koh's family.
Father's name: Bill
Twin brother: Bradlee(?) Koh
Youngest brother: Branson.
'Eh, then what's your mother's name?'
Mr Koh: Do your work.
'HAHA, her name's Bob.'
OHMYGAWDD. How mean, but.. yeah(: MATHS next, BOH-ring. Geography next. Mr Koh came in again! OHMYGAWD. Stalker-material, man. Did a lil' of the test. PSH, what kind of test allows you to bring it home and complete it there? WEE-ERD.
RECESS.
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Iffa: OI. That is not a way to handle a person, Jie Wen!!!
(Walks away)
Cherie: (Bimbotically) B*tch.
AHAHAHAH! It was a joke, btw!
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Gillian: OHMY. She cheat my money!!!! That B*TCH!
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(Iffa receives a tap from behind and thought it was Joy.)
(Iffa turns around)
Iffa: Oh, HI JOY(:
Janna: HAHA. I tapped her left shoulder and she turns to her right?!?
Iffa: HEY. I know my sense of touch not that good, no need to make fun of it!
History next, guess who came in. YES, MR BRADFORD KOH!!! OHMYGOSH, three times today. Imagine how I can still survive! MALAYYY. Didn't really go high, just laughed. Like alot.
Iffa: Eh, shut up Nicole! I'm talking RIGHT?!?!?!
HAHAHA!
SCIENCE. Ms Zee came in, looking all different. It's the hair. GOSH, it's red?!?!
SO YEAH. Stayed back to do Hari Raya decorations. BLAH BLAH BLAH. And studied with the usuals, which is umm...well you can figure it out yourself(: HAHA, took a break and took PICTURES at the field (yet again) Went random and Claire found a tiger moth. Took pictures with it, as if it was the greatest animal yet.
AND OHMYGOSH, I finally learnt how to french plait. On other's head, not on mine, sad really. So Nicole T was my very first braid-ed, Pris next, and Victoria Wee last. WHOO/
Opening of Claire's torture parlour
'OWW'
I think my head just died.
Look Claire! Even Gillian finds it painful okay!
Claire's customers, missing Aqilah.
Bimbo, are you crying?
Random picture of Denise's sandwich. HAH!
Yes, yes.
(COUGHS) Who's taller ah?
Shame, she doesn't know.
And it looks as if I was ready to munch her head off.
(:
Iffa's failed attempt to strangle Cherie.
Toilet gangster-ism. Very bad.
'Why can't girls go to the toilet WITHOUT company?'
Nicole: Will you stop moving? It's so distracting. You're like BOUNCING, BOUNCING.
Mr Koh: I didn't know you notice my every move so much.
Class: WOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
Cherie's adorable letter to Claire.
Partners.
& Ms. Zarina decided to go Paramore that day.
WTH , CLAIRE?!?!
Claire: Oh, I didn't know you actually took a picture.
Priscilla: AAAAAAHHHHH. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(:
Claire: 'Eh, I'm gonna put this picture in friendster!'
Nicole T: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH.
Iffa: What what?
Nicole T: CLAIRE'S SMELLING A FLOWER!!
(Claire smiling)
Iffa: EEEWWW, Claire!
Thank me Claire, for my BRILLIANT photography skills(:
Auntie can multi-task well.
'I like it when people say OWW. It gives me PLEASURE'
Claire's natural look.
And Rin was still on the line when we took this picture, HAH!
Went over to the cafe to buy icecream. HAHA, Nicole Tan was being gay, feeding me and stuffs. GAWD.
And the feeding exercise continues;
On and on...
and on...
Decided to random and learnt how to do plaits (BY MYSELF(: ) So yeah, Nicole was my very first customer, and she didnt had french plaits for YEARS. I felt really honoured, HAH!
My very first creation:D
Priscilla was next, and she didnt even had french plaits in her ENTIRE LIFE. So yes, I'm honoured, again(;
Victoria, my very last customer. HEH, I was just so proud of myself OKAY.
Priscilla, WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAKE A PHOTO OF YOURSELF?!?!
Self-timer;
IFFA: OH MY GAWD PRIS. You're so #$%^ that you covered HALF OF THE PICTURE!!!
Nicole(:
OHMYGOSH, this post took me 3 days TO POST.
